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Soulja Boy= Prisoner Rehabilitation…..CLASSIC!!!

Posted in Funny with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 28, 2008 by hiphopdemocrat

Now I must admit, Soulja Boy is NOT by far a Hip Hop artist, AT souljah boy ALL.  But the Hip Hop culture should respect his hustle and his grind rather than always dogging him out.  He’s a business man that entertains. Most of all he handles his BUSINESS.

I might be late on this, but I just stumbled across this on YouTube. Its the same prison in the Philippines that showcased their rendition of Thriller. This time there Crankin That Soulja Boy. Yoooooouuuullllllllllllll!!!!!

Check out the clip:

Perhaps if we implemented this type of program in our jails or at least within the juvenile justice system rehabilitation might work a little bit better. Or at least they’d

have a field they can go into after release. A fresh start as a back up dancer. If K-Fed can do it, why cant a prisoner?


1st Rap Tweet LIVE on by @FokusChicagoKid

Posted in Funny with tags , , , , , on October 20, 2008 by hiphopdemocrat

Exclusively for my followers on


Were gonna start it off right/ Its Poppin’ tonight/ Fokus 1st Rap Tweet LIVE

1st props to @PRsarahevans /Angel on Earth PR skills from heaven

Guidin me on this trip to 1000/ We gettin replies like apps for Public Housin/& I gotta give thanks to yall/ Especially Ms @KatjaPresnal

@Hayden_Harnett gets much respect/Hot Accessories what else did you expect/

but Need a good car connect, hit up @AuctionDirect/Might get a Lexus maybe a Caddy/ so cool like Im rollin wit my dude @BuckDaddy

Fokus Im a brand like CocaCola/ Big things poppin like my man @Moearora/ connected on Twitter like a new Motorola/ Im n the game now its ova

Cause I’m on the A-List, like @ARealist/ Always on my grind cause Im on my Shhhhh…./Yea on my biz, gonna call @DrMommy if I need that fix

Cant forget @SuperMomz cause shes in the Mix/ @Juliemarg & @BobinOregon both made the list/ @LitmanLive hit me, and helped make this a hit

And my girl @ShannonNelson so hot got me meltin/ Grab a @Sellphone sumbody helpem,Call @Marifer dont be late, & dont forget follow @RStheGr8

@stylescrybe know the boy Fokused like a scope Control the game like I hold the remote/ @Zemote yea he knows everythings real that I wrote

Gotta leave behind the cowards, its us & @ZachFlauaus Im the one they chose, wit @Serendipityrose no swagga like us see it in the clothes

Got it on the run give it up for @Aargenz1 Yea this freestyles FREE but this games not for fun/ Ask @Cheeky_Geeky we not close to done…

Got love for the followers that gave me that push, so with that gotta give it up to my girl @TiffanyWinbush

Im a starter on the field just ask @Ezrabutler/ the Tom Brady of the game these other rappers Jay Cutler….

So, just stay clear of me, I know you gotta hear me/ Dont pay attention to that, then I’ll get my girl @Alheri

And oh! Cant forget @Arondo your rap was ok, compared to me NO FLOW & yo whats up to @Rebjaeboe greeting from my home city in CHICAGO

Cant Forget @TheFlyGirl , My man @GuyKawasaki and with that said Im DONE can’t NOBODY Stop me,

I wanna thank everyone, who came along for the ride 2008 Fokus, the 1st Rap tweet LIVE!!!!!

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Who’s Nailin Paylin?

Posted in Funny, Political with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 18, 2008 by hiphopdemocrat

So there’s a new movie parody of Sarah Palin out on the market, which goes by the name Who’s Nailin Paylin*. Made by Larry Flynt & Hustler*, so now you should get an idea of what the movie is about.  But its quite interesting to say the least, and who knows maybe Joe the plumber will make an appearance!!

Here’s the Clip:

This is the “Friendly” Teaser for the movie…

This “Film” also includes a spoof of  Condeleeza Rice & Hilary Clinton……Horrible, just HORRIBLE!!!!

Nailin PAylin star 1003_hartley_clinton_wi_ap


*These are ADULT sites, so if your not 18 dont click!!!

Whose the Better Plumber: Mario Bros or Joe?

Posted in Funny, Political, You Decide with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 17, 2008 by hiphopdemocrat

So as of recent days a good ol’ struggling(making $250,000+ ?), middle class, plumber named Joe was injected into the election headlines. Some might say he’s the most famous plumber in the world as of now, or at least the plumber with the most political influence.

I beg to differ. Although Joe has managed to capture the hearts of a nation recently, there’s only one(maybe two) plumbers I hold dear to my heart. Mario & Luigi. They’re WorldWide icons, and Joe the Plumber wants to come in and steal all the shine!!! Not on my watch…

Now lets see how these plumbers compare:

Political Affiliation



Likely VOTE

MarioMario Indie

Wears Blue & Red)

$10 Billion+ Likes Mushrooms, distant cousin to Ron Jeremyronjeremy OBAMA!!
(Since his arch nemesis is a Giant Lizard(King
Koopa), and McCain  looks like a reptile)lizard_face-mccain
Green Party $2 Billion

(Sidekick only gets 20%)

Also like mushrooms but prefers reefa, Ralph Nader
Joe The Plumber

(Registered Republican)

$40,000 in 2006(2008: $250,000+ ?)
Single father, might not even be a plumber, Likes Ohio State Hoodies Sarah Palin

Whose the Better Plumber? YOU DECIDE!!!!!