Whose the Better Plumber: Mario Bros or Joe?

So as of recent days a good ol’ struggling(making $250,000+ ?), middle class, plumber named Joe was injected into the election headlines. Some might say he’s the most famous plumber in the world as of now, or at least the plumber with the most political influence.

I beg to differ. Although Joe has managed to capture the hearts of a nation recently, there’s only one(maybe two) plumbers I hold dear to my heart. Mario & Luigi. They’re WorldWide icons, and Joe the Plumber wants to come in and steal all the shine!!! Not on my watch…

Now lets see how these plumbers compare:

Political Affiliation

Income

Facts

Likely VOTE

MarioMario Indie

Wears Blue & Red)

$10 Billion+ Likes Mushrooms, distant cousin to Ron Jeremyronjeremy OBAMA!!
(Since his arch nemesis is a Giant Lizard(King
Koopa), and McCain  looks like a reptile)lizard_face-mccain
Luigi
Luigi
Green Party $2 Billion

(Sidekick only gets 20%)

Also like mushrooms but prefers reefa, Ralph Nader
Joe
Joe The Plumber
Undecided

(Registered Republican)

$40,000 in 2006(2008: $250,000+ ?)
Single father, might not even be a plumber, Likes Ohio State Hoodies Sarah Palin

Whose the Better Plumber? YOU DECIDE!!!!!

DECISION 08!

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4 Responses to “Whose the Better Plumber: Mario Bros or Joe?”

  1. PRsarahevans Says:

    Nice job on the post! Can’t wait to see what else you have coming. Looking forward to being a sponsor! 😉

  2. i like luigi cuz he all about dat GREEN peace

  3. I can’t believe Luigi was beaten out by Joe the under the table Plumber. I mean Luigi will actually climb in your toilet. That’s commitment!

  4. For you Facebook users, Mario the Plumber has his own fan section!

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